What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

Why do you keep fidgeting in the mirror? Come here, I'll turn you on your dick

I'm not going to lie to you, honey — the first anal is always painful

I knew right away that she ripped her pantyhose on purpose — she wants to get on my dick

And that's going to be every time you shine your ass, got it?